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Organ trafficking on the rise… I’m tired of complaining about Tinubu-induced hardship, when there are plenty of business ideas. So, I’m off to the Middle East, since EFCC won't allow me to do “yahoo, yahoo@ - in peace. I heard it’s booming down there! Nobody around me knows that I’ve traveled. The pilot just announced that we’ll soon land. In fact, we just flew past one bus stop, where I saw “Aka Road, Uyo” on the signpost. The air hostess explained that it was very close to the Middle East. Where, exactly, she didn't say. Okay, let me confess. I actually had no transport fare, so took N1,300 from Madam’s bag. I will refund when I sell my kidney for $262,000.    The heart is not that expensive, though. Only $119,000. Liver, I heard, is $157, 000, only. I guess that’s why Nigerians value liver above heart. If you are easily emotional, you “no get heart (mind).” But if you take hard decisions like Tinubu, “you get liver”! Selling your organs isn't the  solution to economic ...
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Photographer Wakes to Find Cheetah By His Side!


Courtesy: WECB

A tired photographer, who fell asleep under a tree probably thought he was struggling for space on his bed with his wife, when a cheetah snuggled against him. 


But when Dolph Volker, was woken by the wild animal, he almost peed in his pant! Volker works as a volunteer wildlife photographer  at Cheetah Experience, a sanctuary for endangered species in South Africa.


According to a report on WECB.Fm online, Cheetah Experience, is where lions, leopards, servals, and cheetahs find refuge from the threats they face in the wild.


Pictures of the memorable moment, after Volker recovered, show Eden, the cheetah, displaying an unexpected gentleness, nuzzling against him, playfully biting, and even licking him. Those tender interactions have not only strengthened his bond with the cheetahs he works to protect but also made him a beacon of hope for animal conservationists worldwide, the repoet said.


Often referred to as “the cheetah charmer,” Dolph uses his platform, including a YouTube channel, to share insights into the behavior of these fast, fascinating felines. His stories and visuals help educate people about the plight of cheetahs, which are among the most threatened felines in Africa due to poaching and habitat loss.

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